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| Enjoying the Ultimate Man Cave on a cold day in January |
Zippergate
The
other day, I was chillin' in the man cave for all of 10 minutes when
all of a sudden a zipper on the double donut started moving and stuffing
was a flyin'! This is not the first Bowser bed to possess this design
flaw. On behalf of dogs everywhere, I demand an inquiry into these
evil faulty zippers! For far too many years, we have been framed and
blamed for unzipping and de-stuffing our beds. As if we have the
dexterity to move such a tiny piece of metal! As if!!
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| "I am not trying to hide any evidence... |
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| ...I have no idea what you mean!" |
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| "This bed is overstuffed and the zipper just blew!" |
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| "Oh, the injustice of it all!" |
The offending double donut with the evil zipper was kicked out of the man cave
and tossed in a corner behind closed doors.
Bad Bowser Bed, Bad!!!
Oh dear!!! It's definitely the bed's fault.
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