|Enjoying the Ultimate Man Cave on a cold day in January|
The other day, I was chillin' in the man cave for all of 10 minutes when all of a sudden a zipper on the double donut started moving and stuffing was a flyin'! This is not the first Bowser bed to possess this design flaw. On behalf of dogs everywhere, I demand an inquiry into these evil faulty zippers! For far too many years, we have been framed and blamed for unzipping and de-stuffing our beds. As if we have the dexterity to move such a tiny piece of metal! As if!!
|"I am not trying to hide any evidence...|
|...I have no idea what you mean!"|
|"This bed is overstuffed and the zipper just blew!"|
|"Oh, the injustice of it all!"|
The offending double donut with the evil zipper was kicked out of the man cave
and tossed in a corner behind closed doors.
Bad Bowser Bed, Bad!!!